This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.

This entire event has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a hat. It seemed totally comfortable. You might say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Seriously We Don't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• My mind is blown
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just occurred. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this giant bird flew down from nowhere. It was holding a gold coin! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. This story is so far-fetched, I almost think it's . true.

• Perhaps it was a illusion? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This discovery is absolutely insane. I don't believe what we've just seen. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.